Rating: SFW
Bob Smithson was the world’s most average man until the day he was touched by the Fickle Finger of Fate and became a weirdness magnet. Strange, paranormal events now befall him almost daily. Unicorns wander into his yard. Mad science experiments call him Daddy. And spaceships crash into his roof almost incessantly. He sees it all through surprisingly gracefully with a combination of kindness, courage, and generally being too dense to fully understand what’s going on.