Main Characters

Rob: The antagonistic protagonist. He's a loud, rude, drunk, jerk with the power to absorb the abilities of his enemies.

Rob is more than a foul mouthed, loud, jerk. He's also the one holding the universe together. A job he doesn't take seriously.

Evan: The real hero. After pulling a sword from a magical stone with the help of his 3 friends (Rob, Steve, and Dale.) Evan gained the power of the hero... or part of it at least. He is the only one who can wield the chosen weapons of the hero.

Steve & Dale: The cool ones. When the sword was pulled out of the stone, Steve gained the power of Heroes Magic! Instead of using it, most times he prefers the nonviolent option.

As for Dale? Dale is just Dale. Don't mess with Dale.